Friday, April 1, 2016

Ninjas of the Week

It's that time again - Ninja of the Week! We scoured the internet this week to find you the best ninjas around, be it person or... non-person. So without further ado... here's our Top 5!

5. CAROL GRACIAS




Sometimes the best ninjas hide in plain sight - like Indian supermodel Carol Gracias, who was on the runway this week sporting a baby bump. We're convinced when this baby comes out, it'll be wearing a ninja robe and sporting sais.

4. NORTH KOREA


Sometimes, when you're a ninja, the opportunity to sneak up has passed, and you need to use brute force to get the job done. And that's just what North Korea did this week - they blocked Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube for all it's 24.45 million residents. That's some mass ninjaing right there. Hopefully they can still see our blog...

3. MARK ZUCKERBERG


Everyone knows what a ninja looks like, right? Well, I mean, right before the ninja slices and dices you... It's because a ninja wears the same thing every day. You know who else wears the same thing every day? Mark freaking Zuckerberg, head of Facebook. Is this a coincidence? WE THINK NOT. Now Mark is letting you dress like a ninj-- uh, like him, with his new line of clothing.

2. THIS NAVY FIGHTER JET



Sometimes, a ninja can wait for its prey to come to it, instead of tracking and sneaking. And that's just what this ninja fighter jet in Fresno, CA did for local police. It waited in just the right spot to thwart crooks on a car chase, who crashed into the jet while fleeing. Ninja'd!

1. IOWA STATE FOOTBALL PLAYERS

And finally, at #1 this week, these three Iowa State football players saved a woman from drowning in her car by breaking the windshield with their bare hands and getting her lifted out to safety in less than a minute! There's no way these guys aren't ninjas on the side.

Thanks for reading, tune in next week, and be sure to nominate your own Ninja of the Week in the comments below!!